Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Don't Ya Hate It When...

Irritating little things you never thought would matter.

So I came up with this idea when I was doing the dishes. (No it doesn't have to do with chores. I promise it won't be boring. Don't you trust me?) My dad told me to tell him when his toast was finished, and I thought to myself, Don't ya hate it when no one tells you your toast is done and then you discover it an hour later and its cold. GRRRR that drives me INSANE! Also look out for MPPP, (My Personal Pet Peeves) So here it is. Don't ya hate it when:

Don't Ya Hate It When:

You find that the last person who used the restroom DIDN'T FLUSH THE TOILET!
You sneek a sugary treat from the kitchen, someone walks in... catches you with mouth stuffed... OOPS!
MPPP: Someone leaves dishes on counter... you knocks plate off... food flies everywhere onto floor. X-(
Someone puts their plate in the sink... doesn't rince off... plate is practically  filled with a whole meal... WHAT THE HECK PEOPLE???!!!

Sooo... it's not that many... so sorry.* Comment if you have any more. I would be grateful** if you did.
THX SO MUCH FOR READING



*Hehe... not really.
*Grateful... hmm thats a latin derivative. from gratia, gratiae. 
   lalala... hehe I'm a geek. Sry. 

Saturday, August 30, 2014

My Dog Joe

This is my wittle Shmoopie Puppy. I call him Joe. But he has several nicknames like Jobi-wan Kenobi   (Obi-wan Kenobi),Joe-Joe Binks (Jar-Jar Binks), and Dogerine (Wolverine)

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

First, and Probaly not Foremost

Hello. If you're here I am very glad. If you're planning to read this to the end I am super glad, and if you're planning on reading some more blogs after this I am SUPER-DUPER glad. Now. Be prepared to laugh, or if you don't want to laugh then fine. Don't laugh. That's totally fine with me, but I'm funny. Most of the time. So laugh, cry, or just stare. I honestly don't care. Anyway... This is only an intro blog.  As I was saying this is only an intro blog so it won't be quite as funny as I--or you will expect. Most likely. Oh, and be prepared for randomness.

Phew. This blogging stuff is hard. I should have stretched before starting. So, a few things about me, I'm a Christian. I have one pet--a Chocolate Lab named Joe. I love, love, LOVE The X-men or anything Marvel related. I can hand sew. Oh, yeah I'm an artist. (DUH) You'll be getting some of my drawings and such as I post more. I am/will soon learn latin. [THE LOST LANGUAGE!] I'm hungry. [like, right now.] I <3 kittens and puppies. I think monkeys are weird and annoying. My favorite book series is The Percy Jackson series. [GO ANNABETH WOOT WOOT!] My favorite movie is X-men. [Hugh Jackman rocks!] My favorite TV show got canceled but it's called Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heros. I like using CAPS LOCK and exclamation points!!!!! :) And I love My Little Pony. No. I LOVE MY LITTLE PONY!! I consider Pinkie Pie my imaginary role model. One last thing. I HATE ROCK MUSIC!!!!! No electric guitar. No Screaming. None of that. BLECH. So there. My first blog. HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!